An Open Letter To Nadine Dorries About My Uterus

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Dear Ms Nadine Dorries MP,

I want to first of all thankyou for your continued interest in the contents of my uterus. I understand that you have only the deepest concerns for what goes on in there. However, I feel you may be overstepping some social boundaries a little, so I made some easy-to-follow diagrams to illustrate the problem.

Here is your Uterus.

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Here is my uterus.

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I know this can be confusing as they look quite similar. Luckily they have different packaging to help you know whose belongs to whom.

On the outside, yours looks like this:

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On the outside, mine looks like this:

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You may keep what you like in your uterus. Here are some examples;

Magazines,

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Traditional Values,

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Margaret Thatcher’s heart,

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In turn, I shall keep what I like in my uterus. For example;

Marshmallows,

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Sea Turtles,

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Greek mythology,

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You…

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